Ten reasons why Arch Enemy pwns Lacuna Coil
If Christina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil and Angela Gossow from Arch Enemy were to wash up on a deserted island, Angela would have Christina on a spit for dinner before she could blink.
I know that they get along fine at awards and what have you, but inside, Angela knows she's the better cut. In a metal world where women are still a minority, it's good to know why some deserve to get eaten. So without further ado,
Ten reasons why Arch Enemy pwns Lacuna Coil:
1. Arch Enemy has better music. Period. With a guitarist from Carcass, how could you not?
2. Lacuna Coil's music is whiny, some people call it operatic waves of emotion, I'm simplistic, I call it whiny.
3. Angela doesn't need to display her bits to get attention.
4. Vocals wise: Angela's voice is pure aggression. Christina is all foreplay, no orgasm.
5. Heavy Metal is supposed to be anti-everything. How is marketing to 16-year-old boys anti-anything?
6. Arch Enemy is more popular.
7. What do you know, women can growl. Slightly better than the rest of 'em it turns out.
8. Angela is fucking sexy, as male friends agree, when she's roaring like a dragon and pacing like a lion on stage.
9. Can anyone remember the other members of Lacuna Coil?
10. Who's touring with all the big guns in metal on a regular basis? What did you say? Arch Enemy? That's what I thought.
The quickest way to a man's heart is Angela Gossow's fist.
Christina from Lacuna Coil
I know that they get along fine at awards and what have you, but inside, Angela knows she's the better cut. In a metal world where women are still a minority, it's good to know why some deserve to get eaten. So without further ado,
Ten reasons why Arch Enemy pwns Lacuna Coil:
1. Arch Enemy has better music. Period. With a guitarist from Carcass, how could you not?
2. Lacuna Coil's music is whiny, some people call it operatic waves of emotion, I'm simplistic, I call it whiny.
3. Angela doesn't need to display her bits to get attention.
4. Vocals wise: Angela's voice is pure aggression. Christina is all foreplay, no orgasm.
6. Arch Enemy is more popular.
7. What do you know, women can growl. Slightly better than the rest of 'em it turns out.
8. Angela is fucking sexy, as male friends agree, when she's roaring like a dragon and pacing like a lion on stage.
9. Can anyone remember the other members of Lacuna Coil?
10. Who's touring with all the big guns in metal on a regular basis? What did you say? Arch Enemy? That's what I thought.
although christina is fit, you've got to admit.
Going to see Arch Enemy later this month - get in